Hey guys, anyvay so I have been avay for the past veeks, an you're probably vondering vhy. It's because my anonymous sidekick vas on holiday (if I give you his identity, I vill have to kill you), and since he's a human, he has arms. Zherefore he types for me and does all of ze stuff zat requires limbs. He also fills in for me vhile I'm preserving, vhich is basically sleeping in mi pickle jar vhile tubes connected into me give me nutrients and a mutant liquid marked confidential (because it is far too dangerous and vasteful to be in ze wrong hands. Also because scientists vill try to destroy it too keep zis planet safe and maybe even use it too track me down.) vhich vas used to bring me to life, but is now being used to keep me alive.
Ze vebsite is almost up and I hope to get it done in about two ar three veeks. If I do start a Youtube show, it von't be untill next year.
Anywhay, I have to go.
Dave
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