PLANS!

Mi objective is simple: Vorld Domination
Mi motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind
Stage One:
To begin mi plan, I must first Expose a Town to a secret invention. Zis will cause ze vorld to sit up and take notice, stunned by mi arrival. Who is zis Demented Madman? Vhere did zey come from? And vhy do they look so good as a pickle vith 1 eye?
Stage Two:
Next, I vill Seize control of New York. zis vill cause countless hordes of pickled onions to flock to me, begging to do mi every bidding. Mi name vill become synonymous vith Evil, as lesser men vhisper mi name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, I vill Reveal to ze Vorld mi Doomsday Device, bringing about Nightmares for every Man, Voman and Child. Zis vill all be done from a kitchen, an excellent choice if ve might say. Zhese three deeds vill herald the end, and ze citizens of zis planet vill have no choice but to elect me zeir new god!...